Anna-18-music-piercings-sarcasm-life-drug free-rarely drink-talkative
oh and I also love cats
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: ineedtofindmywaybacktothestart)
Who wants to clean all day tomorrow?
Not I, said the Anna…
My mom: Gross
My mom: Who is that
My mom: He looks like a zombie
My mom: Please dont tell me you like him
Me: ...
Me: It's Jack White you blasphemous woman you're going to hell.
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
I miss the beach.
So of course my only days have shitty weather forecasts
guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
Next Payday
I’m getting a septum piercing.
Because I want one and IDGAF if anyone else thinks they are ugly.
yep yep.
(Source: besteros)
Oh you think I’m ignoring you?
What gave it away? The fact that I haven’t responded to your 5million Facebook messages or me telling you to fuck off?
Take a fucking hint.
Hi, are you sad? It’s okay to be sad. Here are some buns; let them soothe you.
Damn you allergies! Why must you deprive me of such cuteness!?!?
(Source: grandmasmarmalade)
Ex boyfriends
Omg hop off my shit
Kthanks
You know it’s a good day when you eat macaroni and cheese 3 times before dinner lol
