Offended! A Tumblr Musical
My mother died during a musical, you insensitive fuck.
that’s it that’s the opening number
i’m hijacking this terrible post and turning it into a matrix gifs thread
Fill your heart with secrets but the only way to read them is if you break your heart.
i will forever reblog this
i need me one of these.
OMG I WANT ONE
i think every couple should get one and fill it with the little things they love about each other. and then if they’re fighting throw it at a wall and read all the little things that come out and hopefully that will remind them to love again.
asdfghjkl reblogging for that ^
- Part of me is like: Let's get fucked up & die. Fuck education. Money is paper. We all die the same. Friends are for life. Life's what you make it.
- Then I'm just like: Study. Don't be dumb. Don't be stupid. Fuuuuuck. Buckle down. Be interested in boring things and forget oblivion. Live a small town life, settle down.
- But most of the time I'm like: How do microwaves work. What would it be like to live in a fridge. I wonder if you could fall from the eiffel tower and be completely fine and not dead. I wonder if dogs have a dog monarchy. How do you do school. Who invented hats? What if my whole life is a dream.